The Hangover

The movie opens with Phil (Bradley Cooper) on the phone. He is calling the fiancé of his best friend Doug (Justin Burtha) and tells her that they “fucked up. We lost Doug.” The fiancé, Tracy Garner (Sasha Barrese), flips because she and Doug are supposed to get married in 5 hours. “Yea…That’s not going to happen.”

Cut to Two Days Earlier.

Doug and his soon to be brother in law Alan (Zach Galifianakis) are trying on tuxedos. Alan says it’s ok if Doug doesn’t bring him to the bachelor party tonight. Alan is severely socially challenged but Doug makes it clear that he wants Alan to be there with him. Since they are going to be brothers soon, they have to look out for each other.

Doug goes to talk to his father in law, Sid Garner (Jeffery Tambor), and is allowed to take Sid’s Mercedes to Las Vegas for the bachelor party since Sid remembers what it was like to be a young man. Doug thanks him and promises that he, Doug, will be the only one to drive the car that day. Doug and Alan then leave to pick up the others.

Phil is in front of a class of students reminding them to pay 90 dollars for a field trip to an observatory, which they all promptly pay. Phil then removes the approximately 3500 dollars from their envelopes and puts them into an envelope marked “Vegas.” He grabs his bag, ignores a student and jumps into the Mercedes. The group then goes to get their last member.

Stu (Ed Helms), a dentist, is at home arguing with his girlfriend, Melissa (Rachel Harris), about the bachelor party. Stu tells her that they are going to Napa Valley for a wine tasting. Melissa is convinced, however, that Phil will find a way to find a strip club. Melissa treats Stu like crap, but Stu takes it with a smile and tries to kiss her but she won’t have any of it. The guys arrive and Stu leaves.

The group drives to Vegas and check into Caesar’s Palace. The try to decide how to pay and Phil volunteers Stu’s credit card as the main payment method. Stu flips, telling Phil that Melissa would see the charges and realize that they went to Vegas. Doug tells Stu that they’ll sort out the payment when they check out. They go upstairs to get changed. Stu tells Doug and Phil that he’s going to propose to Melissa and use his grandmother’s Holocaust ring as an engagement ring. While Doug congratulates Stu, Phil openly points out that Melissa is a “controlling bitch”. Stu and Phil get into an argument and Phil tells Stu that Melissa is clearly not a good person since she cheated on Stu when she slept with a bartender on a cruise. At that point, Alan comes in which a satchel and asks the guys if they’re ready to let the dogs out.

The four go to the roof and make a toast. Alan gives everyone a shot of Jaigermiester and then reads an awkward speech to the group telling them how the four of them are like a pack of lone wolves. Phil then tells the others that he’s toasting them to “a night they will never forget.”

The next morning. A woman walks out of the room carrying her stilettos. Stu comes to on the floor with blood on his shirt. Phil is sleeping on the floor and Alan wakes up on the couch. The room is a complete mess. A chair is horribly burned, stolen statues litter the room and there are a bunch of champagne bottles aligned as bowling pins. Alan goes to the bathroom to take a piss, only to see a tiger, do a double take and freak. Phil wakes up when Alan steps on him and thinks that Alan is imagining things. He laughs at the fact that there is a tiger in the bathroom and tells Stu that his head hurts. Stu realizes that he’s missing a tooth and Phil can’t help but laugh. He stops once they realize Doug is nowhere to be found and neither is his mattress. During their search, they hear a baby crying in the closet. They don’t know whose baby it is but decide to take it with them to breakfast.

At breakfast, Alan makes the baby faux-masturbate for the guys and lovingly dubs him “Carlos.” Phil, Stu and Alan realize that they can’t remember anything from the night before. They check their pockets for clues to what happened last night. Alan has Stu’s tooth, Stu has a receipt for a 804 dollar withdrawal at the Bellagio, and Phil has a hospital bracelet on his wrist. They decide to go to the hospital.

Outside the hotel, the trio waits for the valet to bring around their car. They notice a cleaning crew removing a bed impaled on Caesar’s Statue. Phil notes that they did a lot of messed up stuff that night apparently. Then the valet drives up in a police car and gives Phil the keys. They drive off and head to the hospital to get a lead on where Doug is.

The clinic doctor tells them that Phil was admitted with a mild concussion and that Doug was with them when they visited. Phil bribes him for more information and the Doctor tells him that they had just come from a wedding at a chapel a few blocks away. The Doctor also tells Phil that he had high traces of Roofalin (Roofies) in his system. Phil freaks at the possibility of having been raped, but the Doctor tells him he wasn’t. The trio decides to head there.

When they arrive at the hospital they are greeted like family by the proprietor, Eddy. They can’t remember why, but soon found out that Stu married a woman named Jade (Heather Graham) the night before and that everyone was present for the wedding. Stu freaks out a little, Phil looks into an annulment and Eddy gives them Jade’s address.

The trio head to the car and as they pull out, they are confronted by a pair of Asian gangsters demanding that the trio return someone they kidnapped. The gangsters pull out guns and threaten the trio before accidentally shooting Eddy in the shoulder. Phil drives the car out of the lot. They get to Jade’s and find her on the phone freaking out because she couldn’t find Carlos, her baby (actually named Trevor). She sees Stu and is happy to see him but he freaks when he finds out that 1.) She’s a stripper who works as a hooker and 2.) He gave her his grandmother’s holocaust ring. The group is interrupted by the arrival of two police officers who arrest the trio for stealing their car.

At the police station, Phil decides to call Tracy and tells her that they are enjoying Vegas so much they are staying an extra day. He doesn’t tell her that they lost Doug and is forced to hang up when they are taken to the interrogation room. The two officers are pissed that the trio stole their car and want to hold them over to be arraigned the following Monday. Phil explains the situation and then attempts to blackmail them into a deal. This backfires. The officers agree to let the guys off the hook but the guys are tricked into being demonstrators of what happens when a taser is used.

After the demonstration, the trio head over to recover the Mercedes that the police impounded. Stu is surprised that the car is in pristine condition and they then drive back toward the hotel to see if Doug went back. On the way they hear a knocking in the trunk and think that Doug is in the trunk of the car. They open it only to have a flamboyant and naked Asian man named Leslie Chow (Ken Jeong) jump out with a crowbar and attack them. After he runs off to the distance, Alan admits that he spiked their Jaigermiester with the Roofies, thinking they were Ecstasy pills. Stu flips out, but Phil plays it cool and the trio returns to the hotel.

They are about to enter the hotel room when they remember the tiger. They cautiously open the door to find Mike Tyson and his bodyguard in the room. Tyson is singing and then gets the guys to join in before knocking Alan out cold. Turns out the tiger belonged to Tyson and the reason they were able to find the hotel room was because they found Doug’s jacket and room key in the tiger cage. This scares the trio because Tyson implies that the tiger may have eaten Doug. Tyson gives them an hour to bring the tiger back to his house. Alan puts 5 roofies into some raw meat in order to knock out the tiger and 2 hours later they cart the tiger into the Mercedes.

While driving to Tyson’s mansion, the tiger wakes up and scratches Phil’s neck. The trio gets out of the car and pushes it the last mile of the way while the tiger eats at the interior of the car. Upon arriving at the mansion, Tyson shows them a security tape of them stealing the tiger. Doug was with them and they put it into a police car (but not before Phil screamed “look I’m raping Tyson’s tiger” and pantomimed screwing the tiger). Tyson asks where they got the cop car, and gives them props when they tell him they stole it. With no further leads, the group heads back to the hotel.

On the way to the hotel, Chow and his men crash their car into the Mercedes and force it into a pole. They tell Phil that he kidnapped Chow calling him “My lucky charm” and that he wanted to take Chow home with them. The gangsters also noticed that Alan took Chow’s “purse” (which resembles Alan’s satchel) with him and that the satchel Chow carried had 80 K worth of Bellagio chips. Phil says they’ll return the money, and Chow gives them a day to get it to them and shows them that he has Doug in his trunk with a hood over his face.

The gang returns to the hotel and can’t find the satchel. They call Jade and let Alan try counting cards in order to win back the 80 K. Alan is a success and they make 82 K. Just as the security men are about to move in on them, Jade fakes an accident and Alan and Phil get away. The group drives to the meeting point to make the exchange. They give Chow 80 K in cash and Chow gives them Doug. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong Doug. The Doug Chow’s gangster kidnapped (Mike Epps) was actually the man who sold Alan the bad Ecstasy. Phil gets pissed and tells Chow to give them back their money and to take Black Doug with him. Chow tells them to piss off and drives away.

Phil decides that it is time to end the charade and tell Tracy what happened. We hear the opening play in the background as Black Doug, Stu and Alan discuss the reasoning behind the name roofies (hilarious scene). Stu then realizes that they put Doug on the roof of Caesar’s Palace as a joke but forgot him and locked him up there. That’s why a mattress was thrown onto the statue of Caesar. Doug was trying to signal for help. Stu immediately tackles Phil and takes the phone away from him. He tells Tracy that Phil is drunk and that they are heading back now with Doug.

The trio race to the hotel and find Doug sunburned and huddling for shade on the roof. Doug attacks Phil when Phil tells him that Doug is going to miss his own wedding. The group checks out and race to the now ruined Mercedes. Stu and Jade have a heart to heart and Jade tells him she knows the marriage was a mistake and gives him back his ring. Stu asks her if she wants to go on a date next weekend and she agrees. She also tells him that the reason Stu is missing a tooth is because Alan told him that he wasn’t a good enough dentist if he couldn’t remove his own tooth. Stu laughs at this and the group departs.

Phil speeds down the highway on the way to the wedding. A tuxedo shop van drives up and tosses them four tuxedos that they ordered via phone. The group arrive at the wedding a few minutes late. Tracy walks down the aisle with Sid and asks Doug what happened. He explains what happened and tells her it will never happen again as long as they are married. Tracy forgives him and the two get married.

Phil is happy to see his wife and son at the reception and spends the evening happy to be home. Alan and Stu are drinking at the bar when Melissa shows up. Melissa is pissed that Stu didn’t call at all and ignored her calls. She flips when she sees he’s missing a tooth. Stu finally can’t take it anymore and flips out on her. She asks him when their relationship stopped working and Stu loudly announces “IT WAS OVER WHEN YOU FUCKED THAT SAILOR ON THE CRUISE.” Phil smiles proudly while Doug and Tracy look on in shock. Alan corrects him by saying bartender, and Stu laughs. He tells Alan that they should go dance, which they do. After Alan hits on Melissa and gets shot down.

The guys are all gathered on the patio when Alan walks up with a camera he found in the backseat of the car. They decide to look at it once and then delete the evidence. Doug says, “Guys…this is a lot worse than we thought…” Phil is left with a look of shock.

The End


 * Note* During the credits, the pictures are shown. This is to allow the viewers to come to their own conclusions.

Here are most of them.

A bunch of photos with Phil, Doug, Alan and Stu hanging out with Strippers Stu and Jade hooking up at the strip club. Chow, Alan and Phil gambling Phil and Doug doing cocaine with Carrot Top Doug posing in front of Tyson’s mansion with a shotgun Tyson asleep next to a blonde. Alan firing a shotgun at the statue of Caesar’s Palace. Doug asleep on the roof. Alan pretending to anally rape Doug. Alan getting a blow job from a hotel maid (Very graphic) The Wedding of Stu and Jade Stu ripping his tooth out of his mouth with pliers and the aftermath (hilarious) The guys together before the night began.